Yatta!!! My layout's really SUGOI!!! Thank you, my Kuwagata to my Kabutomushi or my Ueda to my Junno for giving my blog a wonderful new look...Hehehe.. And now, for my first post in my new layout... I'm going to post Karen-chan's long-awaited fic about her favorite pairing... Sorry for the delay because I had to remember and write it all over because the original piece has been deleted when I formatted our PC. I plan to do an alternate version because you will find that the ending's somewhat hanging... Lol!



The Law of Ueki

*ding dong*

Ueda Tatsuya woke up from his light sleep. He had a hard time sleeping this past few days because of his tight schedule .He checked his wall clock and saw that it’s five minutes past midnight.
“Seriously, who’s person in his right mind would visit at a time like this?”

He stood up reluctantly and went to see his ‘visitor’. When he opened his door… He saw no one… only a little red package lying on his floor.

“Open this and your dreams will come true… Yeah right.. Like I care.” Ueda closed the door but after a couple of seconds, he opened it and got the package.
”I guess it wouldn’t hurt to try.”

He removed the covering of the package and revealed an old jewelry box. When he opened it, he saw a silver bracelet beside an old paper. He immediately wore the bracelet on his left wrist. It fitted him perfectly. He then looked at the paper… There’s something scribbled on it.

”3 Laws to Make You Happy…. Hmmm… Interesting….” He sat on the side of his bed before proceeding to read what it says.

“1. Put this paper under your pillow when you will sleep.
2. You must not tell anybody about this.
3. In case you don’t want it anymore… …Nande?.. I can’t read it!... And besides… Who wouldn’t want to be happy?”

Ueda disregarded the last part of the paper. He put it under his pillow and slept.


……………
“AHHHHH!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?”

It’s forty-five minutes before 8 and they have a group photoshoot at the studio at 9:30. He didn’t notice anything weird when he woke up. He went to take a bath in his bathroom. As he was washing his body, that’s the only time that he realized that something was definitely wrong… When he checked the mirror…. He couldn’t believed what he saw..

“NANDE? What happened? … Why did... I... have… boobs?”


………
“Where’s Ueda-kun?!? It’s almost 9:30 but I still didn’t see his shadow.” Kamenashi was somewhat pissed. The five of them was already at the studio one hour earlier. They haven’t received any messages from Ueda saying that he can’t come so they still waited for him.

“Maybe something happened… I’m worried about him.” Junnosuke said. He knew Ueda was a professional. Something must be wrong with him.

“I guess we will just have to cancel… I’ll check his house.” Koki suddenly said.

“Why would we cancel it for him?!” Kame answered him angrily. Jin covered his mouth and led him towards their dressing room.
“Yeah, we have to cancel it because… It’s still a group picture and it we can’t call it a group pic if someone’s missing.” Jin managed to say before disappearing behind the door with a struggling Kamenashi.

“I’ll go with you.” Junno said to Koki.

“No, it’s ok… I can manage.”

“He’s my friend to… I want to know what happened to him.”

“Ahhm, Nakamaru wants to spend some time with you.” Koki eyed Nakamaru. “He wanted to know your opinion about shoes… He wanted to go shopping with you.”

“What’s that person up to now?” “Y.. Yah, I can’t decide what to buy so I need you expertise regarding that… Let’s go!” Nakamaru pulled Junno towards the exit but he left a questioning look at Koki before they went out.



………
*knock knock knock*

Ueda heard that someone was on his door but he didn’t open it. After a couple of minutes, the knocking became louder that it seemed his door would be broken. He went to open the door reluctantly.

“Ohayou!”

“Ko… Koki-kun… What are you doing here?”

“I just checked whether you’re alright.” Koki went inside and sat freely on the sofa.

“Ok, you can see that I’m alright… Can you leave now? I’m tired.” Ueda said coldly. He was not in the right mood today to chat with friends. He’s afraid that they will know his “secret”.

“Why are you so tensed today? Chill dude… chill…” Koki tried to pull Ueda down to make him sit on the couch, but he quickly evaded it.

“I’m going to chill when you went out of my house. I’m ok now, I just need a little rest and having to entertain a visitor is really not a good idea now.”

“You know what’s a good idea? You sleep in your room and I’ll clean your house for you? That’s a good bargain right?” Koki stood up and started to fix magazines and books on the table.

“Ok, speak! What do you want? You can’t just barge in like that and then clean my house all of a sudden without getting something in return right?” Ueda eyed his friend form head to feet. He knew this person for many years now, because of the group and he knew that he’s not a bad person. It’s just that the sometimes, they would play some nasty jokes on each other that’s why he’s somewhat skeptical on Koki’s attitude now.

“Nothing… I’m just here to visit you. I’m really worried when you didn’t come for our photoshoot. You can rest in your bed and I’ll do the cleaning… for free!” Koki smiled at Ueda for a while and retuned to fix the table.

“Well, thanks… But you really didn’t have to …”

“I love to do it! I’m glad that I can be of service to you… Now you go there and rest!” Koki pushed Ueda to his room and closed the door. Ueda stayed motionless in front of his door for a minute before proceeding to lock his door and went to his bed.

He looked at the clock and it showed that it’s already 35 minutes past 1. He didn’t have the appetite to eat breakfast earlier so his tummy’s making a little rumbling noise. He opened his door and saw Koki on the dining table.

“How’s your sleep? Did you get any rest? I just finished cooking lunch.” He pulled out a chair and waved at Ueda to sit there. Ueda looked around and saw that his “world” was somewhat “sparking” clean.

“Thank you for cleaning my house. If there’s anything that I could do for you, just tell it to me.” Ueda took a bite out of Koki’s newly cooked curry. He was surprised to know that Koki’s a good cook and laughed at the thought of Koki wearing his pink apron.

“Actually, there’s something that I want from you…”

Ueda stopped eating and stared blankly at Koki.

“What is it?”

“I need to get something from you, it’s very important.”

“Ok, what is it? I’ll look for it after I’ve finished eating my lunch.”

Koki eyed him seriously. “I want to get back the red package that I accidentally placed in your house last midnight.” Ueda’s eyes grew wider. So the reason for his predicament was Koki. Maybe that’s why he offered to clean his house, to atone for what he did to him.

“WHAT?!?! Do you know what happened to me because of you?!? My boobs grew larger!!!” Ueda yelled while touching his chest to emphasize his point. He was somewhat angry at Koki but deep, down his unconscious mind, he was somewhat happy to experience this kind of body.

“Gomen… There was a mistake. That was supposed to be for Yamapi but I was really sleepy last night that I put it in your doorstep instead of Yamapi’s.” Ueda can see sincerity in Koki’s eyes. Yamapi lived next door and always eat yoghurt for his chest to become big. He was astounded at Yamapi’s weird actions before but then after a few years, the thin and skeleton Yamapi became a hot, and muscular man… with big boobs.

“If you don’t want it, I knew how to take it away… that is, if you really don’t want it.” Koki grinned at Ueda and winked.

- The End-

A post at last!!! I'm going to post this Johnny's version (Ueda-Koki fic) which I based on my experience when I caught a fever two weeks ago. Please enjoy! :)

The Hospital

“Koki, it’s time to eat dinner!” Tatsuya Ueda called downstairs. The rest of KAT-TUN members were out on a vacation. Ueda didn’t come with them because no one will take care of their apartment. Koki on the other hand just wanted to spend his free time inside the house. When Koki didn’t answer, Ueda checked his room. He noticed that the aircon was off and it’s quite hot inside the room but Koki managed to sleep in that situation… It’s so hot but Koki was wrapped in a blanket. Ueda tried to wake him up.

“Hey Koki, I said…. You’re HOT!!! My goodness… Are you alright? Let’s go to the hospital.”

“I don’t want to…” Koki responded weakly.

“You must go! It may not be just a simple cold.”

“I’m alright, just give me medicine and I’ll be ok.”

“No, we will go to the hospital right now! It may not be simple as you think.”

“Do I have too? I’m sure that it’s just a common cold. I’ll be ok.”

Ueda removed the blanket covering Koki. “I’ll carry you whether you like it or not… It’s final.. We should go now!”

“Fine, fine… Get me a sweater. It’s kinda cold.”

Ueda called a taxi to get them to the nearest hospital which nearly took about 5 minutes before they arrived.

“Sumimasen, ano… My friend here has a fever and I just want to know whether he will be fine.” Ueda said to the nurse at the reception area.

“Does he already have an account here?”

Ueda looked at Koki. He nodded. “My doctor here is Dr. Nakayama.” He also told his full name when the nurse asked about it then, they were summoned to the waiting area.

“Apparently, Dr. Nakayama is still on the way here. Do you want other doctors to treat you or you can wait for him?” The nurse asked while checking Koki’s temperature on the thermometer.

“It’s ok, I’ll wait for him.”
The nurse turned towards Ueda. “He’s hot. 39.5 degrees. I think it’s better to have his blood checked now so when the doctor comes, he can see the results already. I’ll get the referral slip.”

“What did she say?” Koki asked

“She said that you must get your blood checked up.”

“Blo…blood?” Koki stuttered

“Yah… I think it’s called CBC… Well, it’s just a small thing really. They will get blood at your fingertips to examine.” Ueda noticed that Koki became pale while he was explaining.

“And that involves being pricked by needles…. Right?” Koki asked Ueda His voice was somewhat trembling.

“Are you scared of needles?” Ueda playfully asked.

“No!...Of course… not… It’s Ok.. really.” Koki just lied but Ueda noticed that.

“Don’t worry, it feels like a bite from an ant. Sometimes, you won’t even feel a thing.”

“Thanks for making me feel better.” Koki smiled but it immediately vanished when the nurse came back with a paper in which she handed over to Ueda.

“Take this to the laboratory at the end of the hall for her CBC. And give this to him,” the nurse handed a tablet to Ueda, “to lower your friend’s body temperature.”

Ueda nodded and summoned Koki to follow him. Koki looked up at the ceiling. He knew that it’s not that painful but it seems that he had a ‘little’ phobia on needles. He reluctantly followed Tatsuya who was already at the end of the hall.

“Geez, I’m the one who’s sick here… And the one who will lose blood but he’s the one getting overexcited about it.”

They arrived at the laboratory. Ueda handed the request slip at the medical technician. The med.tech. gave him a receipt and then, told him to pay at the cashier. Koki didn’t want to stay alone in that ‘dreaded’ place so even though he had a difficulty in walking because of his high fever, he chose to come with Ueda to the cashier.

“The nurse gave this for your fever.” He handed him the tablet and the bottled water. Koki drank the medicine while they were walking. The tablet almost got stuck to his dry throat but he managed to swallow the medicine before it unleashes its bitter taste.

Ueda proceeded to the cashier while Koki sat down at the bench nearby. It’s already past 8 in the evening that time and there were no people in that area besides them. He looked at his right side, there’s Tatsuya and the cashier. On his front, there’s a dimly lit, empty corridor leading to an exit. On his left side was the door to the E. R. with a wheel chair and a dextrose stand beside it. And behind him, where he supports his back, was a stair leading to the 2nd floor of that hospital. He didn’t know whether he was having some hallucination because of his high fever but, he saw something. There was something moving at the door in the end of the corridor in front of him. He decided not to look at it anymore so he shifted his vision on his left side. He wished he didn’t do it because he could see a silhouette sitting at the wheelchair. His shaking increased more due to the sightings. He then heard someone coming down from the stairs and saw the shadow of a little girl, but it disappeared at the last step. Scared, he decided to close hiseyes.

“Hey, are you sleepy already?” Ueda touched Koki’s shoulder which made the other jumped up from shock.

“Are you ok?”

“H… Hai… I guess the fever’s getting on me.” Koki lied. He didn’t want to scare Ueda by telling him what he saw.

“Let’s go to the laboratory now. Ueda supported Koki as he was standing up. Going to the laboratory means passing the E.R. room with the wheelchair. Koki asked Ueda to switch places with him. Ueda agreed without further questions. He was glad that he hadn’t told Uedai about the old woman at the wheelchair, otherwise he would be the one who’s near the wheelchair while they pass it by. They arrived at the laboratory and Ueda gave the receipt from the cashier. The medical technician got the alcohol, cotton, a small glass tube… and the needle.

“Please sit here.” The med.tech told Koki. Koki gave Ueda a pleading look.

“Ganbattemasu!” Tatsuya said before laughing.

Koki was somewhat annoyed with Ueda but his irritation disappeared immediately when the med.tech. got his left hand and started to wipe it with the cotton drenched in alcohol. Koki closed his eyes and gritted his teeth. He heard a clipping sound and his ring finger hurt simultaneously. He opened one eye and looked at Uedai.

“It’s finished.” Ueda smiled.

Koki looked at what the med.tech. was doing. She was collecting the blood inside the small glass tube.

“Just wait for the results. I’ll just give it to the nurse”

“Hai, Arigatou.” They both said before going out of the room. They met the nurse at the door and told them to wait at the E.R. room since that’s where the doctor’s assigned this night.

“Of all the places… why the E.R.? I can wait at the waiting area even though its cold…” Koki told himself while he was sitting near the doctor’s table in the E.R. Ueda was standing near the door near the waiting area, watching a show on the tv. On the right side of Ueda, was the door with the wheelchair and dextrose stand. He couldn’t bear to look at Ueda. Looking at Ueda would mean he might catch a glimpse of the figure on the wheelchair on the other side of the glass door.

“Ueda, come hear and talk to me.” Koki said without looking at him.

“I’m watching Gackt-san’s new taiga drama. It’s almost finished now.”

“Please, come here… I’m bored.” Koki pleaded but Ueda just threw his Mp3 player.

“If you’re bored, listen to that. I’ll come there within thirty minutes.”

“Ehh, but I thought you said it’s almost finished?”

“Shhh, I’m watching. I can’t understand it.”

Koki didn’t push the matter anymore. He put the earphones on his ears and listened to the song while keeping his eyes tightly shut. He was enjoying the songs when he heard a cold, dark voice which is not part of the song.

~ Help me……. Help me please…… Help me…….~

He didn’t finish the song and turned the player immediately. “UEDA!”

Tatsuya rushed to Koki. “Why? Has your fever worsened? Do you feel pain anywhere? Tell me what’s wrong!”

“Just stay here… Onegai. Talk to me, glare at me or something. I don’t care. I just want for you to stay here. Don’t leave me alone.” Koki said to Ueda while holding back his tears. Ueda held Koki’s hands and nod. They stayed in that position for almost an hour. Ueda kept telling funny stories to Koki.

“Stop it. You may worsen my fever!”

“Hey, you know what they always say, ‘Laughter is the best medicine.’”

“But I guess it’s not applicable in my situation right now.” Kokie laughed. Then the door opened suddenly and Dr. Nakayama came in. The nurse also came in with the results from the lab.

“Konbanwa! Are you my patient?” Dr. Nakayama asked Koki.

“Hai.”

“When was that?”

“Two years ago?”

“…. Oh yeah! Now I remember… You had a long hair back then right?”

“Hai.” Koki answered while touching his bald head now.

Dr. Nakayama read the results of the CBC. He then got his stethoscope and asked Koki to breathe in and out. “When did you start feeling sick?” He asked while checking Koki’s temperature.

“Two days ago, I had a runny nose. And then yesterday, it worsened and I had a sore throat. I managed to prevent that by taking Strepsils. I was feeling alright this morning. We had a dance rehearsal earlier before our friends went on vacation but when I woke up this evening from my afternoon nap, I felt cold.”

“Hmm, it seems that there’s an infection on your white blood cells.” Koki and Ueda looked at the results of the CBC. They saw that the number of the white blood cells exceeded the normal amount.

“You must take Amoxicillin 3 times a day for a week. Also, take Paracetamol every four hours until your fever disappears. Then come back here on Saturday for another checkup.” The doctor smiled while jotting down on the paper his prescription. Koki thanked him and went outside, via the door leading to the waiting area. He didn’t go with Ueda on the cashier and just waited for him in the waiting area. After a while, they went out of the hospital and waited for a taxi to come.

“I didn’t know that you’re such a scaredy cat. You were afraid of a small needle… Hahahaha!” Ueda laughed at Koki.

“You have no idea what I’ve been through.” Koki answered. A taxi came and picked them.

“Well, I guess being scared like that; it must be a traumatic experience for you before, nee?”

“Yah, a very traumatic experience indeed. This is the last time that I will get sick.”


The end