I’m One of the muses, A common wood nymph roaming around Parnassus, Happy with my little sweet pea. With her delicate, fragrant flowers Carried on long, slim stalks, She captivated me. I ran to her flaming with desire. I am flaming. Burning Blazing with desire. Too hot for my sweet pea. Because she’s so delicate, So delicate for me. As I touch her, she transformed into ashes. I burnt her. And out of a haze, you were formed. Like smoke given out by fire. A fireweed that sprang up in the burnt over area. A replacement, I thought. You quenched my thirst. Suffuse my hunger. My desire. I came to you for a crown And you gave me a kingdom. You made me eat on a golden plate And drink from your cup of diamonds. But like a common pitcher plant, Cut your base open And there you’ll find my body’s remains trapped inside. A pitfall in the middle of the forest. I will name you Venus? The goddess with a seducing brilliant red trap. Open to all beings that needs nurturing. Show your bosom and all will crave for your milk. From a butterfly, you turned me to an ant. When I brushed only slightly against your skin, You closed within an instant. Rigid spines on the margins of you blades interlock tightly. As soon as I was trapped, You digested me. Used me as a nutrient material. I know this is about to last for only a week. By the time your leaf reopens, You’ll be reedy for other sufferers. Trapped inside, I accepted my fate. Then there she came one spring day. My little delicate sweet pea. Now a spring beauty in full bloom. A low perennial herb. With narrow, succulent leaves And loose cluster of white and pink flowers. But your leaf has closed. I cannot escape.

If I Have a Blog by Sayumi Michishige  

6/28/2009

Yeah! Had some time to post something... and sad to say, it's not an update.. Just a random idea I had when I heard Beyonce's "If I were a Boy" song... Ahahaha... Enjoy reading the lyrics of my parody...if you have the song, then listen to it while reading my version!If you're wondering about the 'kamikatta' thing. I watched some vid on youtube showing Reina typing it... and it took her a lot of time typing it and finding how to type the question mark.But sad to say... Can't find the link anymore.XD



If a had a blog even just for a day
I will write all the news about me
The latest fashion items and go

Rant my beauty tips
But I changed my mind
I’d rather keep it a secret
So I will remain as the cutest girl
This world has ever seen

If I have a blog
I think they could understand
I’m not that narcissistic
Really, I’m just tellin’ the truth

I think it’s better
Than my own radio show
My voice sounds hoarse from the talking
And tired from all the recording
Then they tell me that I’m out of tune

If I have a blog
then I could rest my voice
I’ll just spend an hour typing
About what happened in our dance practice

I’ll take out my cam
And capture pictures of me
With my famous Usa-chan peace
And then I will upload it, to my blog

If I have a blog
I can type ‘kamikitta’
Finish it a lot faster
And know how to put question mark

I taught Reina that
During Haromoni
Even babies can do that one
It’s good to know she has weakness
And now I know that I’m much better

A lot of people say that I’m a weakling
I beg to disagree
There’s a reason behind it
Don’t want to ruin my make up
If I’ll sweat

But it’s just a blog
I’ll write anything
yeah, I’ll write everything, oh!
Involving the girls of Momusu
That our fans don’t usually know

Yossie’s really a pimp
And Eri’s with Reina
Just read all the fanfics, they are true
I will not give you the pairings
They might graduate me for spilling it
I won’t make a blog


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