I have a hard time to think about the "Tagalog" script like in Miki's part. I'll just post it when I have the time... Probably after graduation...JOKE!!! If I have extra time, I'll post it but for now, enjoy reading the 2nd part..XD
Konnichiwa minna san!!! Genki desu ka? Atashi wa, Yoshizawa Hitomi desu!!! Crap, how I miss doing that in our concerts. Ever since we were sent here months ago, my everyday life has changed drastically. Being a varsity player of futsal was really fine with me… But having a coach that was 10 times harsher than Nakazawa, that’s a different story. I thought that my leadership days were over, now that we’re here in this country but in reality, I still need to take care of them. My sempai was really busy with her job that I have no choice but to still be a leader to them.
Guidance Counselor: “Hey, you have no class right now, am I right? Let’s make love right here, right now.”
Ahmm, I guess that was no biggie… I’m just two months younger than her. It’s just that I picked out this ‘odd job’ to play the college student here. And reality check, teacher-student relationships really happens. Those people were really good in hiding things, just like us. Well anyways, that guidance counselor was, though it’s hard to believe, my sub-leader. She’s always helping me to pacify to one ones in our group before… and now.
Guidance counselor: “SHUT THE HELL UP!!! YOU”RE ALL NOISY!!!! *Death glare*
Guidance counselor: “That’s better…. Where were we, Kabutomushi? *insert sexy backgrounds here*
*the next scene was cut due to extreme graphics involve…plus the writer’s nose is bleeding right now that’s why she has to stop writing this..*
Chef: “Hey, what do you want for dinner tonight?”
Yossie: “Anything, just make sure that it’s tasty.”
Chef: “Anything that I’ve cooked is tasty.”
Yossie: “You’re a little conceited in there…. Just make sure that you will not use any ingredients that are rich in calories. That saleslady was blaming you for making her fat and having a pimple on her nose.”
Chef: “Hahahaha…. She’s just having a hard time to control herself whenever she tasted my foods. Alright, I’ll follow your instructions, leader!”
The good thing that our transfer here had done to my life is that my relationship with the chef’s became better. We were once lovers but then, I was angry at her for choosing her career instead of me. Whenever we had a taping, I was trying my best to act really friendly towards her but when the director shouts “cut”, I treat her as if she doesn’t exists at all. Well that was the past now. I’m happy with my current relationship with the guidance counselor. But I’m not happy with the way things turned out in school.
Coach: Yossie!!! Are you blind? That was a clear shot!!!!
Yossie: Sorry, it will not happen again.
Varsity 1: Maybe she took a cigarette before playing and the smoke’s getting in her eyes…
Yossie: “That’s not funny…. If my nickname’s sounded like your colloquial term for cigarette, then call me by my first name.”
Coach: “Stop that. Yossie, go to the bench first and clear up your mind!”
Gah!!! I hate this life… I wish I could play futsal with my friends back in Japan and be able to win that tournament. To be able to sing again in front of many fans to make them happy… The fans… The fans…
Girl 1: “YOSHIZAWA!!!!!! DO YOUR BEST!!!!!!”
Girl 2: “YEAH!!! MAKE THEM EAT DUST!!!!
Girl 3: “BEAT THEM ALL!!!!!”
Cross dresser: “~KYAAH!!! I REALLY LIKE YOU!!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP WITH ME?!?!”
Guidance Counselor: “What a vulgar word to say in a crowd. Let’s go to the office now!”
Well, that was months ago, in the first game since I joined this school’s varsity team. It turns out that that cross dressing guy mistake me for a… guy… aherm… But since then, well, we’ve become close and I treat him as a little brother… ah… I mean sister although there’s only a small difference in the age. The only thing that irritates me is his… her sense of fashion. I really think “that” sales lady influenced him somehow.
Cross dresser: “Wow sempai, you really knew your way here in this mall.”
Yossie: “Yeah, I’ve got a friend who works in this mall. She always takes us here every weekend to shop.”
Cross dresser: “The prices here are really cheap, and outside this 168 mall, there’s lots of stalls were you can buy cheap dresser.
Yossie: *thinks* “Yeah, our clothes back then were not this cheap… Sometimes our company provides them….”
Saleslady: Welco… YOCHAN!!!! How nice of you to drop by!!!! *looks at the boy/girl beside her* and you brought along a friend…
Cross dresser: Hello there!!! As expected of sempai’s friend… You’re cute just like me! *smiles widely*
Saleslady: “KYAAH~~~ THAT’S SO TRUE!!!! Yochan, I like your friend! C’mon, I’ll give you some discounts when you buy our products! *pulls inside the shop*
Yossie: “Hey, we were just window shopping!!!
Saleslady & Cross dresser: *ignores*
Saleslady: “Pink suits you best…blah blah blah blahblah”
Cross dresser: “I like your taste!!! Blah blah blah blah…”
Yossie: *thinks* “I’m the leader… I should get some respect that I deserve…” *sigh* *goes away*
Yossie: “SEMPAI!!!! It’s so hard to be a leader… I feel like I’m not capable of doing it anymore in this country…” *cries*
Fashion Designer: “My, my… You’re not the Yocchan that I knew if you’re quitting already. Before, you were leading 10 persons in the group and now, minus the sub-leader, “her” and me, you were just being a leader to only four “kids”!”
Yossie: “I don’t mind the numbers… It’s just that… I feel I don’t get enough respect that I deserve from them…”
Fashion Designer: “If you imitate the kind of attitude your sub-leader does, do you think you will get the respect you deserve?”
Yossie’s Inner Mind Special Proudly Presents…..
KABUTOMUSHI ON THE LOOSE
Saleslady: Eh? It’s not funny…. You’re better in your “business man” days.
Comedian: “USo? I’ve learned this from a certain clown that I’ve met in a birthday party where she works… *points to the maid*
Maid: “You’re late and you haven’t seen what he’d done before. He’s really disgusting, you know?”
Comedian: “You just didn’t know how to appreciate a joke!”
Maid: “I can! Our jokes are much better than in this country.”
Barker: “Jokes are still jokes. If I say that whenever she says that she’s cute, it’s a good joke right? *Laughs at the saleslady*
Saleslady: “I’m cute and that’s the truth!!!” *fumes*
*extreme cursing and noise followed, enter our fearless leader*
Yossie: “DAMARE YO!!!! GOCHA-GOCHA ITTEN-JA NĒYO!!!” *Ganko Ittetsu mode*
Yossie: “Can’t you see were busy doing something?!? We can’t focus because of your noise!!!
Guidance Counselor: “Yocchan, they were just kids… *Ganko Tomeko mode*
Yossie: “Tomeko, yoi-shiyo…”
Guidance counselor: “Demo…”
Guidance Counselor: “Tomeko, tomemas”
Barker: “But you’re not the one who played Ganko Tomeko!”
Guidance Counselor: *Death glare*
Barker: *turns pale*
Guidance Counselor: “Better… aherm… Tomemas!”
Yossie: “Tomeko…. YOI-SHIYO!!!”
Guidance Counselor: “Hai!” *Goes away and brings back a small wooden table with small bowls and chop sticks* “Anata, yoide kimash’ta”
Yossie: “Yosh” *kneels and positions herself in front of the table* “yahhhhhh!!!” *throws the table* “BAKERO!!!! You’re all noisy!!!
*turns to the saleslady* “Why are you saying that you’re the only one who’s cute?! WE ARE ALL CUTE!! *slaps*
*turns to the comedian* “Don’t try to imitate someone! You’re better than them!! *slaps*
*turns to the maid* “Instead of worrying over whose jokes were funnier, try to find a steady job first!” *slaps*
*turns to the barker* “You should use your voice in singing and on your job, not here!!!” *slaps*
Yossie: “I guess I just need to talk to them calmly about these things…”
Fashion Designer: “Good… now off you go! I have to design what that hunk’s next outfit will be…” *day dreams*
Yossie: “Hey, don’t you dare fall in love with him… You lost your leadership because of a guy. Don’t do it again.”
Fashion Designer: “I don’t know about that… The way he looks at me… it’s just so… KYAAH~~!!!” *giggles*
Well, thanks to the advice, though she didn’t give me any, I managed to talk to my members about the respect thing… and well, I guess I’m the one who’s just being paranoid. There’s nothing to talk about in the first place. And then, another paranoia hit me. My little brother, aherm, sister was taken from me by that weird guy!!! And they were doing some crazy stuff in the cr as far as what she had told me. I’m not being a good sister, am I? How did this thing happen to him/her? If I could only turn back time and…
Yossie: “Make him pay!!! Give him heavy punishment every time! *evil laugh*
Guidance Counselor: “He’s really annoying me with his daily visits here.”
Yossie: “That’s why you must do some extreme punishment to him!!!!”
Guidance Counselor: “That’s easy for me… Just provide me with some headache pills later.”
Coach: “Yoshizawa! You must stay here until seven. I will give you some personal training!”
Yossie: “Hai!” *thinks* “Great, now my evening’s ruined. We’re supposed to eat outside.”
After 2 hours of training
Coach: “I gave you that training because I can see that you’re a very promising player. Given enough time, you can lead this team to win the Interschool Competition”
Yossie: Gee, thanks… *Thinks* “I can’t believe it! She’s saying good things about me!!! She’s not that bad I guess.”
*Goes to the shower room*
Yossie: Oh crap… I’m late! I hope something came up like an emergency meeting… She’ll kill me…”
And then out of nowhere she heard a sound coming from one of the cubicle. She was scared first because she knew she was the only student in the room. She gathered her courage and tried to find where that sound was coming from. She saw a heart shaped-pink object with a "恋愛" symbol lying on the ground.
Yossie: *thinks* “What’s this? Who left it here? Could it be… him/her? He/She likes pink… I guess I’ll ask him/her about this when I see him/her.
-End of Chapter 2-