Ahahaha... I have to maximize my free time and update this czary fic of mine... I'll take this chance to match Maki's uploaded Eito Rangers fic... I have to catch up to chapter 9..Enjoy!



“Small but terrible” that’s me. I’m small, but I’ve become the leader of a famous girl group in our country. With my ‘sexy beam’, most boys fall over on their knees. There are websites and fan base dedicated to myself. Wota’s would scream my name in our concerts. I know that having a boyfriend is forbidden in our group, but sending me away, towards another country is a harsh punishment. I remember fighting with the traffic policeman near the airport.

MMDA: “Can’t you read?! It says NO JAYWALKING!!!”

Mari: “Ehh? Nani?”

MMDA: “Don’t ‘nani’ me! Maybe you’re an associate of that baldy, fat Japanese man…”

Mari: O_o…. “Wakarimasen”

MMDA: “ME FILIPINO… DON’T NIHONGO ME!!!”

Mari: “Nihongo… you understand?”

MMDA: “No! Don’t understand.”

Mari: “Me, lost… I’m Japanese people.”

Varsity: “Yoh! Sorry I’m late” (Japanese language)

Mari: “I’m glad you’re here! I can’t understand this man. He’s really annoying me!” (Still in Japanese language)

Varsity: *looks at the traffic aide* “I’m sorry she can’t understand you, yet… She’s still in the process of learning Tagalog. Sorry for the trouble, we’re going now!” *pulls Mari away from the place*

MMDA: “Hey! Wait! I’m not finished with you yet! You have to pay your PENALTY!!!! *screams in frustration*

“So, that’s what happened on my first day in this country. I was glad my kouhai saved me from that policeman. They came in this country earlier than me. I thought that the reason why they called me in the office is for me to comeback into the music scene. Imagine my surprise when ‘she’ said that they will send me to this country and train for… something. I thought it’s still related to music but when I arrived in our apartment…”

Varsity: “Ok, we’re complete!”

Comedian: “Ano sa… where’s sub-leader?”

Varsity: “Don’t worry about her; ‘she’ said that she already had a job for her.”

Mari: “Ehh? What job are you talking about?”

Varsity: “We have to work here to be able to pay for our expenses.”

Mari: “What?!? I thought that the company was the one covering it. They usually do it during our concerts and ….”

Varsity: “That was before… ‘She’ said that this is some sort of training. I don’t see the relation of this to our work but… I don’t know… If the management says so, then all we can do is to follow.”

Saleslady: “So let’s all pick up our jobs!!!” *first one to grab a piece of paper inside the box*

“And so, the way I ended up here in this… ‘odd job’ is merely a trial of fate. But I managed to adapt and like this work. It’s easy. With my knowledge in the current fashion trend, I can design anything even with my eyes closed. That is, if my job was a ‘normal’ fashion designer.

Comedian: “Ehh?!? What kind of job is that?!? DESIGNER OF BRIEFS?!?” *Mari covered her mouth but to no avail.*

Chef: “Ehh?!? Can we switch papers?”

Varsity: “No! The one that we picked will be the final one.”

Chef: “Geez, I was just joking… I really liked the job that I’ve picked.”

“Well, I guess it can’t be helped. But the one thing that I didn’t really like… at first… is that no-good-arrogant-narcissistic model. Thank goodness that he decided to put some kind of make-up on his fat belly. He’s making my designs bad to the eyes.”

Mari: “You know, you should learn how to control your eating habits. You’re bringing shame to my designs!”

Model: “Oh yeah? Now wait till my ‘girlfriend’ hears that comment of yours!”

Mari: “Bring her to me then… I have no problem with that.” *glare*

Model: *glared but looked away, his face turned red*

Mari: “Ehh?!? Are you blushing? Don’t tell me you’ve gotten a little crush on me?” *pokes his sides*

Model: “Huh! In your dreams! I have no intension of dating a small, un-sexy, nagging girl like you!” *turned around and walked away*

Mari: “Oh really?! *shouts* “Wait till my ‘sexy beam’ reached you! You’ll be sorry for saying that because I WILL DEFINITELY NOT date you even if you kissed the ground!!!!” *breathes heavily*

“That man really makes my blood boil to the highest level. It turns out that the traffic aide, who I had an ‘argument’ with the first time I came here, didn’t like him also.”

Model: “Why… Why me?!?”

Mari: “Got problems with that? It’s the boss’ orders. You just have to accept it.” *eats Pocky and threw the box on the ground*

Model: “Don’t you dare pollute my car! I’ll throw you out through the window!!!”

Mari: *taunts* “Oohhh… I’m really scared!!! Jeez, if you put a garbage bag here, I will have a place to throw my trash!”

Model: *stops car* “Now you really did it… Get out of my car!”

MMDA: “Hey! You again!!! Don’t you dare run away from me again!” *blocked the way*

Model: “This is the first time that I felt happy seeing you again. *grinned at Mari* “Please arrest this girl for littering my car!”

MMDA: *looked at Mari* “Hey… do I know you? Have we seen each other before?”

Mari: *blink eyes, puts on sexy voice* “I guess, we’ve seen each other in our dreams”

Model: “Don’t use your girly tactics on him! He’s a really a cold, unemotional and dreadful person! It’s no use…”

MMDA: “I remember now… you’re the angel that saved me from my horrific past.”

Mari: *smiled triumphantly at the model*

Model: *stepped on the accelerator and runs away*

MMDA: “YOUR TICKET!!!!”

“Well, I guess… that’s before. Now… *giggles* I don’t know.. I know I’m not supposed to fall in love (again) but lately… He’s looking at me in a… weird way? I can see him look at me secretly and kept blushing… I have to find the reason why he’s like that, KYAAH!!!! Now I really think that he’s cool! (even though his flabs is always masked by the really creative illusion of a six-pack abs thanks to make-ups). I have to do my job properly and create a really good design for his…well, brief.”

Mari: “Hey, are you there? Here’s the new design!” *opens the door, scans the area* “I guess there’s no one here. *looks at the piles of brief on the sofa* “Woah… he’s pretty messy. Wearing and throwing the briefs just like that…”

A sound was heard from underneath the tons of underwear. Mari removed some brief to look for the mysterious sound. She found a heart-shaped olive green object with a symbol ‘恋愛’.

Mari: “Ren Ai? Does he own this object?”

-End of Chapter 3-

I have a hard time to think about the "Tagalog" script like in Miki's part. I'll just post it when I have the time... Probably after graduation...JOKE!!! If I have extra time, I'll post it but for now, enjoy reading the 2nd part..XD



Konnichiwa minna san!!! Genki desu ka? Atashi wa, Yoshizawa Hitomi desu!!! Crap, how I miss doing that in our concerts. Ever since we were sent here months ago, my everyday life has changed drastically. Being a varsity player of futsal was really fine with me… But having a coach that was 10 times harsher than Nakazawa, that’s a different story. I thought that my leadership days were over, now that we’re here in this country but in reality, I still need to take care of them. My sempai was really busy with her job that I have no choice but to still be a leader to them.

Guidance Counselor: “Hey, you have no class right now, am I right? Let’s make love right here, right now.”

Ahmm, I guess that was no biggie… I’m just two months younger than her. It’s just that I picked out this ‘odd job’ to play the college student here. And reality check, teacher-student relationships really happens. Those people were really good in hiding things, just like us. Well anyways, that guidance counselor was, though it’s hard to believe, my sub-leader. She’s always helping me to pacify to one ones in our group before… and now.

Guidance counselor: “SHUT THE HELL UP!!! YOU”RE ALL NOISY!!!! *Death glare*

All: *hides*

Guidance counselor: “That’s better…. Where were we, Kabutomushi? *insert sexy backgrounds here*

*the next scene was cut due to extreme graphics involve…plus the writer’s nose is bleeding right now that’s why she has to stop writing this..*
……………
Chef: “Hey, what do you want for dinner tonight?”

Yossie: “Anything, just make sure that it’s tasty.”

Chef: “Anything that I’ve cooked is tasty.”

Yossie: “You’re a little conceited in there…. Just make sure that you will not use any ingredients that are rich in calories. That saleslady was blaming you for making her fat and having a pimple on her nose.”

Chef: “Hahahaha…. She’s just having a hard time to control herself whenever she tasted my foods. Alright, I’ll follow your instructions, leader!”

The good thing that our transfer here had done to my life is that my relationship with the chef’s became better. We were once lovers but then, I was angry at her for choosing her career instead of me. Whenever we had a taping, I was trying my best to act really friendly towards her but when the director shouts “cut”, I treat her as if she doesn’t exists at all. Well that was the past now. I’m happy with my current relationship with the guidance counselor. But I’m not happy with the way things turned out in school.

Coach: Yossie!!! Are you blind? That was a clear shot!!!!

Yossie: Sorry, it will not happen again.

Varsity 1: Maybe she took a cigarette before playing and the smoke’s getting in her eyes…

Yossie: “That’s not funny…. If my nickname’s sounded like your colloquial term for cigarette, then call me by my first name.”

Coach: “Stop that. Yossie, go to the bench first and clear up your mind!”

Gah!!! I hate this life… I wish I could play futsal with my friends back in Japan and be able to win that tournament. To be able to sing again in front of many fans to make them happy… The fans… The fans…

Girl 1: “YOSHIZAWA!!!!!! DO YOUR BEST!!!!!!”

Girl 2: “YEAH!!! MAKE THEM EAT DUST!!!!

Girl 3: “BEAT THEM ALL!!!!!”

Cross dresser: “~KYAAH!!! I REALLY LIKE YOU!!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP WITH ME?!?!”

All: *stunned*

Guidance Counselor: “What a vulgar word to say in a crowd. Let’s go to the office now!”

Well, that was months ago, in the first game since I joined this school’s varsity team. It turns out that that cross dressing guy mistake me for a… guy… aherm… But since then, well, we’ve become close and I treat him as a little brother… ah… I mean sister although there’s only a small difference in the age. The only thing that irritates me is his… her sense of fashion. I really think “that” sales lady influenced him somehow.

Cross dresser: “Wow sempai, you really knew your way here in this mall.”

Yossie: “Yeah, I’ve got a friend who works in this mall. She always takes us here every weekend to shop.”

Cross dresser: “The prices here are really cheap, and outside this 168 mall, there’s lots of stalls were you can buy cheap dresser.

Yossie: *thinks* “Yeah, our clothes back then were not this cheap… Sometimes our company provides them….”

Saleslady: Welco… YOCHAN!!!! How nice of you to drop by!!!! *looks at the boy/girl beside her* and you brought along a friend…

Cross dresser: Hello there!!! As expected of sempai’s friend… You’re cute just like me! *smiles widely*

Saleslady: “KYAAH~~~ THAT’S SO TRUE!!!! Yochan, I like your friend! C’mon, I’ll give you some discounts when you buy our products! *pulls inside the shop*

Yossie: “Hey, we were just window shopping!!!

Saleslady & Cross dresser: *ignores*

Background
Saleslady: “Pink suits you best…blah blah blah blahblah”
Cross dresser: “I like your taste!!! Blah blah blah blah…”

Yossie: *thinks* “I’m the leader… I should get some respect that I deserve…” *sigh* *goes away*

………
Yossie: “SEMPAI!!!! It’s so hard to be a leader… I feel like I’m not capable of doing it anymore in this country…” *cries*

Fashion Designer: “My, my… You’re not the Yocchan that I knew if you’re quitting already. Before, you were leading 10 persons in the group and now, minus the sub-leader, “her” and me, you were just being a leader to only four “kids”!”

Yossie: “I don’t mind the numbers… It’s just that… I feel I don’t get enough respect that I deserve from them…”

Fashion Designer: “If you imitate the kind of attitude your sub-leader does, do you think you will get the respect you deserve?”

Yossie’s Inner Mind Special Proudly Presents…..

KABUTOMUSHI ON THE LOOSE

Saleslady: Eh? It’s not funny…. You’re better in your “business man” days.
Comedian: “USo? I’ve learned this from a certain clown that I’ve met in a birthday party where she works… *points to the maid*

Maid: “You’re late and you haven’t seen what he’d done before. He’s really disgusting, you know?”

Comedian: “You just didn’t know how to appreciate a joke!”

Maid: “I can! Our jokes are much better than in this country.”

Barker: “Jokes are still jokes. If I say that whenever she says that she’s cute, it’s a good joke right? *Laughs at the saleslady*

Saleslady: “I’m cute and that’s the truth!!!” *fumes*

*extreme cursing and noise followed, enter our fearless leader*

Yossie: “DAMARE YO!!!! GOCHA-GOCHA ITTEN-JA NĒYO!!!” *Ganko Ittetsu mode*

All: *stunned*

Yossie: “Can’t you see were busy doing something?!? We can’t focus because of your noise!!!

Guidance Counselor: “Yocchan, they were just kids… *Ganko Tomeko mode*

Yossie: “Tomeko, yoi-shiyo…”

Guidance counselor: “Demo…”

Yossie: “Yoi-shiyo…”

Guidance Counselor: “Tomeko, tomemas”

Barker: “But you’re not the one who played Ganko Tomeko!”

Guidance Counselor: *Death glare*

Barker: *turns pale*

Guidance Counselor: “Better… aherm… Tomemas!”

Yossie: “Tomeko…. YOI-SHIYO!!!”

Guidance Counselor: “Hai!” *Goes away and brings back a small wooden table with small bowls and chop sticks* “Anata, yoide kimash’ta”

Yossie: “Yosh” *kneels and positions herself in front of the table* “yahhhhhh!!!” *throws the table* “BAKERO!!!! You’re all noisy!!!
*turns to the saleslady* “Why are you saying that you’re the only one who’s cute?! WE ARE ALL CUTE!! *slaps*

*turns to the comedian* “Don’t try to imitate someone! You’re better than them!! *slaps*

*turns to the maid* “Instead of worrying over whose jokes were funnier, try to find a steady job first!” *slaps*

*turns to the barker* “You should use your voice in singing and on your job, not here!!!” *slaps*

-The End-

Yossie: “I guess I just need to talk to them calmly about these things…”

Fashion Designer: “Good… now off you go! I have to design what that hunk’s next outfit will be…” *day dreams*

Yossie: “Hey, don’t you dare fall in love with him… You lost your leadership because of a guy. Don’t do it again.”

Fashion Designer: “I don’t know about that… The way he looks at me… it’s just so… KYAAH~~!!!” *giggles*

Well, thanks to the advice, though she didn’t give me any, I managed to talk to my members about the respect thing… and well, I guess I’m the one who’s just being paranoid. There’s nothing to talk about in the first place. And then, another paranoia hit me. My little brother, aherm, sister was taken from me by that weird guy!!! And they were doing some crazy stuff in the cr as far as what she had told me. I’m not being a good sister, am I? How did this thing happen to him/her? If I could only turn back time and…

Yossie: “Make him pay!!! Give him heavy punishment every time! *evil laugh*

Guidance Counselor: “He’s really annoying me with his daily visits here.”

Yossie: “That’s why you must do some extreme punishment to him!!!!”

Guidance Counselor: “That’s easy for me… Just provide me with some headache pills later.”

……………
Coach: “Yoshizawa! You must stay here until seven. I will give you some personal training!”

Yossie: “Hai!” *thinks* “Great, now my evening’s ruined. We’re supposed to eat outside.”

After 2 hours of training
Coach: “I gave you that training because I can see that you’re a very promising player. Given enough time, you can lead this team to win the Interschool Competition”

Yossie: Gee, thanks… *Thinks* “I can’t believe it! She’s saying good things about me!!! She’s not that bad I guess.”

*Goes to the shower room*
Yossie: Oh crap… I’m late! I hope something came up like an emergency meeting… She’ll kill me…”

And then out of nowhere she heard a sound coming from one of the cubicle. She was scared first because she knew she was the only student in the room. She gathered her courage and tried to find where that sound was coming from. She saw a heart shaped-pink object with a "恋愛" symbol lying on the ground.

Yossie: *thinks* “What’s this? Who left it here? Could it be… him/her? He/She likes pink… I guess I’ll ask him/her about this when I see him/her.


-End of Chapter 2-

Yeboi! Our sembreak will be two weeks/one week away from now!!!! I'm so happy!!! Sembreak will be the time that I'll focus on my "kalokohan" and writing stuff... Here's the "B-side" version of the "Eito Rangers" fic... For the Filipino readers, I guess you'll have a fun time reading both the English and Tagalog version...Hehehe XD... ENJOY!!!

Chapter 1
“Seriously, when she said “odd job”, I didn’t think she meant it. How odd can a job get? I’m going to kill her when I see her again… I know she’s only making fun of me…”
(“Pasaway naman… akala ko, joke joke joke lang yung sinasabi nyang ‘weird’ na trabaho… Seryoso pala sya ng sinabi nya iyon! Sarap nyang patayin… Lagot sya sa akin pag nakita ko sya… Kakatayin ko ang kutong lupa na iyon…”)

2 Students: “Good morning Ms. Fujimoto”
( "Magandang umaga Ms. Fujimoto!")

Miki: “What’s so good about this morning?” *glare* “Why the hell did the two of you have the guts to be late again?!”
(“ Anong maganda sa araw na ito?!” *titig na masama* “ At bakit late na naman kayo? Sinusubukan nyo ba talaga ang pasensya koh?!?”)

Student 1: "We… we… we’re very sorry…”
("Pa… pasensya na po")

Miki: "Sorry… sorry…. SORRY!!! That’s all I’ve been hearing from the two of you ever since last month!"
("Pasensya…pasensya… Lagi nalang pasyensya!!! Tumanda na ang lola ko’t lahat, yan pa rin ang sinasabi na palusot…La ba kayong originality?!” )

Student 2: "It will not happen again…"
("Di na po mauulit…pramis…")

Miki: *stood up and asked sarcastically* “It will not happen again?”
(*tumayo at lumapit sa dalawang estudyanteng makulet* “Di na mauulit uli?”

2 students: *nod nervously*
(*yuko yuko*)

Miki: "IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!?! My eardrums have been bleeding whenever I hear that from the two of you!"
( “HINDI NA MAUULIT ULET?!?! Kamusta naman ang tenga ko?! Dumudugo na pag naririnig ko ang salitang yan… Daig nyo pa ang CD na pirated dyan sa Quiapo, para kayong nag-hang kakasabi ng din a MAUULIT ULIT!!”)

Student 1: "We got caught up in a traffic jam…"
(“Na traffic po kasi kami…”)

Miki: “WILL YOU STOP EXCUSING YOURSELVES!!!! For Pete’s sake, you can’t call this Manila if you’re not caught in a single traffic jam in your entire f#ck!ng life!!!” *red with madness, breathes heavily*
(“TIGILAN NYO NANG GUMAWA NG PALUSOT!!!! Anak ni hudas naman oh… Nasa Maynila tayo dude… MANILA… Isa kang probinsyano kapag di ka pa nakaka-experience ng TRAFFIC!!!” *Usok tenga, hinga malalim, kulay pula na sa galit*)

2 students: *Stunned to death*
(*Natigilan*)

Miki: “Why are you looking at me like that?”
(“Bakit nyo ako tinitingnan ng ganyan… may dumi ba sa mukha ko?!”)

2 students: *sweat drops*
(*Sweatdrops*)

Miki: “You want a piece of me?!?”
(“Hinahamon nyo ba ako?! Anong gusto nyo… gulo, away, square o rambol… Mamili kayo!!”)

2 students: *shakes head from left to right wildly*
(*iling-iling*)

Miki: “GO TO THE GOD DAMN GUIDANCE OFFICE NOW!!!”
(“PUMUNTA NGA KAYO SA WALANG KWENTANG GUIDANCE OFFICE NA YAN!!!”)

Student 1: “But… this… is … the guidance office…”
(“Ahm, ma’am… ito po ang guidance office…”)

Miki: “Are you making fun of me?!”
(“Pinagti-tripan nyo ba ako?! Suntukan na lang tayo!”)

Student 1; “No ma’am, no…”
(“Ayaw po…”)

Miki: “Vanish before my eyes and clean the entire freaking cr in 30 minutes! I want all of them spotless!!!! Go make yourself useful and help the weird janitor! SCRAM!!!
(“Mag disappear kayo sa harapan ko at linisin and lahat ng CR dito sa school!!! Wag nyong painitin pa ang ulo ko at di lang yan ang matitikman nyo!!!”)

2 students: Yes Ma’am!!! *runs away fast*
(Opo!! *Takbong mala-Flash*)

- Flash back-

Miki: “What?! You already picked out your jobs without even waiting for me?!”
(“Ano?!? May mga napili na kayong trabaho? Di nyo man lang ako hinintay! Bakit ba ganyan kayo?”)

Saleslady: “Well, she said that she already laid out your job for you…" *Smile cutely*
(“Sabi nya kasi, sya na daw bahala sa trabahong kukunin mo habang nandito tayo… *papanchin na smile*)

Miki: “And? Did she tell you what my job is?”
(So? Sinabi ba nya kung anong klaseng trabaho ang binigay nya sa akin?”)

All: *Giggle*
(*pigil tawa*)

Miki: I have a bad feeling about this… She mustn’t dare to even try to put me in a bar or I will definitely and surely KILL her!” *Shouts*
(“Masama ang kutob ko dito ah… Wag lang nyang subukan na gawin akong prosti… Maghahalo ang balat sa tinalupan!”)

Varsity:”Don’t worry too much… You’ll be ‘working’ in the same place as mine’s. But every time that I will see you, I might need to respect you ever so dearly”… *weird smile*
(“Wag kang mag alalala, pareho tayo ng place na pagta trabahuhan… Pero, pag nakita kita… kailangan na irespeto kita …” *bulong* “kahit di ka naman karespe-respeto kahit papano”).

Miki: “Why? What’s my job?”
("Bakit? Ano ba yang bwisit na trabaho kong yan?”)

-End Flashback-

Miki: “GOD DAMMIT… I HATE THIS JOB!!!!”
(“Anak ng punyemas naman oh… AYOKO NG TRABAHONG ITO!!!")

Varsity: *Peeked into the room* “That’s not a good example to students who will hear what you’re saying right now…”
(*silip sa pinto* “Hindi magandang ehemplo sa mga estudyanteng kagaya ko ang marinig ka na sumisigaw ng ganyan…”)

Miki:”You have no right to sermon me about what I wanted to do or say… I’m the higher authority here… I’ll shout out all the freaking bad words that I wanted to say!... And how did you get inside without me noticing it?”
(“Wala kang karapatan para pagsabihan ako ng ganyan… Mas mataas ang posisyon ko sayo ngayon… Sasabihin ko ang lahat ng gusto kong sabihin at di mo ako mapipigilan dun!! At pano ka nakapasok dito ng di ko napapansin, aber? ”)

Varsity: “But you’re the guidance councilor here… I think you’re daydreaming that’s why you didn’t notice me.”
(“Pero ikaw ang guidance councilor dito…Lumilipad kasi yung utak mo kanina kaya nakapasok agad ako ng di mo namamalayan”)

Miki: “Wanna bet?” *Evil smile*
(“Pustahan tayo?” *Mala-hudas na ngiti*)

Varsity: “Eh?”
(“yun din yun”…XD)

They heard a knock coming from the door. The knocking stopped and the door opened. A student stepped inside the room.
(May narinig sila na kumakatok sa pinto. Maya-maya ay may estudyanteng pumasok sa loob.)

Miki:” *Glared at the student* “KUSO! SHIMATTA! BAKERO! CHIKUSHO! KONO KUSO YARO!.... BOLANCIAO!!!!!”
(*Titig ng masama* “PUNYEMAS! SHET! TANGA! ANAK NG PUCHA! PUT-A- TANG IN A glass! BOBO! PANGET KAH!!!!”)

Student: *runs away fast*
(*Takbo labas*)

Varisity: *laughs hard* “Now I see why you had that confidence to say all those things…it’s because they can’t understand Japanese.”
(*Gulong-gulong kakatawa* “Ngayon, alam ko na kung bakit ang lakas ng loob mo na sabihin yun… iniiba mo yung tooong mura at yung iba ay mabababaw lang.”)

Miki: “And you? Shouldn’t you be scared of me?” *Glare*
(“At ikaw? Hindi ka ba natatakot sa akin?” *titig*)

Varsity: *Evil smile* “You’re the one who should be afraid of me… I’ll not go to your house later and we can’t have those… “happy hours” together…”
(*nakakalokong ngiti* “Baka ikaw dapat ang mas matakot sa akin… Di kita puntahan sa bahay nyo mamya eh… Di mo mahahawakan ang aking magandang katawan…”)

Miki: *Stand up, went to the door and locked it* “If you can’t go to my house later… Let’s just do it here, right now!” *Knocks the varsity player off the chair and into the floor, you now have an idea of what comes next..*
(* tumayo at ni-lock ang pinto* “E di kung hindi ka makakapunta mamaya sa bahay, dito na lang natin gawin, NOW NAH!!” *Sinunggaban ang varsity player, natumba sila sa sahig and, alam nyo na ang mga sumunod na pangyayari..*)

“Saying bad words, having a high temper, having an affair with a student… What more can you ask from a ‘guidance councilor’ like me?… Well, we’re almost the same age and at least, we did it inside the room; classroom or the office when there were no students in sight. Unlike those two gay students who are making out in the CR… It’s so gross! My ears have been swelling from all the complaint of that weird janitor… His work was being disturbed but I think, he’s somewhat enjoying it… It’s he’s problem, not mine. I’ll fire him if he disturb me again..”
(“Nagmumura, magagalitin, may relasyon sa isang estudyante… San ka pah?! Ang galing kong ‘guidance councilor’ di bah?! Magkasing edad lang naman kami tsaka at least, ginagawa naming yun sa loob ng room; mapa classroom o office basta walalng makakakita. Di tulad ng dalawang baklang yun na lagi na lang sa CR nagpaparaos… Su kow! Kadiri dun noh, haleer! Sumasakit na ang tenga ko sa kakareklamo nung panget na janitor na iyon, naiistorbo daw yung trabaho nya, pero fereling ko, nag-eenjoy naman sya. Bahala sya, problema nya iyon wag na wag nya akong maistorbo ulet at sisisantihin ko sya…)


Chef: “Don’t you want me to cater in the school festival? That’ll be a good profit for us. We hadn’t paid for this month’s rent in our apartment.”
(“Kung gusto mo, ako na lang ang magka-cater ng pagkain para sa school festival nyo… Malaki kikitain natin dun. Pwede nating pang bayad sa renta sa apartment. Di pa tayo nakakabayad ngayong buwan.”)

Miki: “I’m not the one who will decide about that. Ask the principal… All I care about is that NO ONE must ruin my mood in the school festival… They better behave well or ELSE!”
(“Hindi naman ako ang nagdedesisyon nyan… Tanungin mu yung ‘mahal’ naming principal. Ang mahalaga lang… WAG NA WAG…. As in to the highest level… nilang guluhin ang buhay ko sa school festival… Makakatikim talaga sila sa akin”)

Chef: *laughs* “Is that so? I think you’ll just guard her because of that boy/girl who’s always following her..”
(*halakhak* “Ganon??? Siguro, babantayan mo lang siya dahil dun sa lagging sumusunod na lalaki?.. babae?... Bakla ata yun eh..")

Miki: "How did you know? Yah, HE"S one of the two students who are always making out in the CR and disturbing the janitor..."
("Tsismosa ka talaga, pano mo nalaman? Korak ka dyan, isa sya dun sa dalawang pasawai na estudyante na laging may ginagawang kababalaghan sa Cr na umiistorbo dun sa janitor. Meron na nga syang 'fafah', kahit medyo mukhang dugyot yun, may lakas ng loob pa siyang mang-agaw ng pag-aari ng iba!")

Chef: "Well, goodluck to you... I'll go now... I'm on a journey to discover exotic ingredients while we're in this country... Have fun in your work!" *sarcastic smile*
("Goodluck na lang sayo... Ako'y nasa isang paglalakbay upang hanapin ang mga mala-alamat na sahog dito sa bansang ito na hinahanap din nila Magellan!... Galingan mo sa trabaho mo!" *plastic na ngiti*)

Miki: "You're pissing me. Go now or I'll throw you out of the window!"
("Nang-iinis ka ba? Umalis ka na ngayon din kung ayaw mong ihagis pa kita sa bintana!")

Chef: "Fine, I'll go now... Just don't get caugth by the principal that you have a relationship with a student" *went to the door*
("Fine, aalis na ako... Basta wag ka lang magpapahuli na may relasyon ka sa isang estudyante" *punta sa may pintuan*)

Miki: "Yeah right, she was just 'pretending' to be a student because, it's her 'job'... Goddammit, she's just 2 months younger than me."
(As if, hallerr?! Nagpapanggap lang siyang 'estudyante' dahil yung yung nabunot nyang 'trabaho'... Anak ng tinapa naman, 2 buwan lang ang tanda ko sa kanya!")

Chef: "Wow, are you really the guidance councilor here?"
("... Ikaws ba talaga ang guidance councilor dito? Di bagay...")

Miki: "GET OUT!!!!"
("LUMAYAS KA NA NGAYON DIN!!!")

Chef: *went out of the room*
(*labas pinto*)

Miki: *thinks* "Peace at last...."
(*isip* "Sa wakas... tahimik na naman ang buhay ko...")

After only 10 seconds of silence, there was a loud knock on the room.
(Matapos lamang ang 10 segundo na katahimikan, ay may gusto na namang gumulo sa kanyang katinuan at kumakatok ng malakas sa pinto)

Miki: "WHO DARES DISTURB MY SANITY!?!?!?!"
("PUNYEMAS NAMAN OH!!! SINONG GUSTONG MAMATAY NA NGAYON?!?!?!")

*A weird looking student entered the room*
(*lalaking mukhang dugyot, pumasok sa kwarto*)

Guy: "Good morning ma'am..."
("Magandang umaga po...")

Miki: "YOU AGAIN!!!! Why can't I just see you at least once a week... Your daily visit's annoying me!WHat's your problem now?!"
("IKAW NA NAMAN?!? Anak ng buwaya naman, bakit inaaraw araw mo ang pagpunta dito sa office ko? Nakakairita ka na huh! Ano na naman ang problema mo?!")

Guy: "Nothing, I just want to ask something from you..."
("Wala naman, may gusto lang akong itanong sa iyo...")

Miki: "And what is it? Make it fast and brief..." *glare*
("At ano naman yun? Wag ka ng magpaligoy-ligoy pa at ng matapos tayo agad..." *titig*)

Guy: "Where are the cheapest motels here in Manila?"
("San ang pinakamurang motel dito sa Manila?")

Miki: "What are you saying?!? You should not ask me any of your immoral questions... I'm the guidance councilor here!!!"
("Anong sabi mo?!? Wag mo na akong tanungin ng mga imoral na tanong mo... AKo ang guidance councilor dito!!!")

Guy: "Oww, don't hide the fact that you're always shouting bad words and you have a relationship with that varsity player..." *evil smile*
("Wag ka ng magbai-baitan pa... Lagi kang sumisigaw ng mura at may relasyon ka rin dun sa varsity player na yun ah..." *Masamang ngiti*)

Miki: "Is this a blackmail?"
("Bina-black mail mo ba ako?")

Guy: "Hmmm, somewhat like that... It's just that the janitor said that we can go to Malate to have 'fun' but every motel we went in, he's always there to disturb us!"
("Parang ganon na nga... Kasi naman yung bwisit na janitor na yan, nagbigay nga ng tip kung san maraming bahay-aliwan, lagi namang nandun... Istorbo sya!")

Miki: *thinks* "That's stupid janitor... He's always telling me that these students always disturbs his work but HE"s actually the one disturbing them..."
(*Isip* "Pasawai talaga yun... Lagi nyang kinukwento na naiistorbo yung trabaho nya, gayong sya naman pala ang nang-iistorbo...hay nakow...")

Guy: "So, will you help me?"
("Ano, tutulungan mo ba ako?")

Miki: *thinks for about a minute* "Ok, I'll fire him and you can have the entire CR for yourselves... Is that ok?!? NOw LEAVE!!!"
(*isip sa loob ng 1 minuto* "Fine, sisisantehin ko sya para solo nyo ng dalawa ang buong CR... Masaya ka na?... Ngayon, UMALIS KA NAH!!!")

Guy: "Thank you very much!!!" *went outside fast*
("MARAMING SALAMAT!!! *alis agad*)

Miki: "My head hurts a lot!!!"
("Sumasakit ang ulo kow!!!")

Suddenly, there was a sound coming from the chair in front of her table. She stood up and looked at the thing from which the sound was coming. It was a heart shaped-yellow object with a "恋愛" symbol.
(May bigla nalang tumunog galing sa upuan katapat ng mesa. Tumayo siya at nakita ang bagay na pinagmumulang ng 'ingay'. Isa ito hugis puso na kulay dilaw na bagay na may "恋愛" na tatak.)

Miki: "Now, who left this weird thing here?"
("Sinong baliw naman ang nakaiwan nito? ANg weird ng taste nya huh...")

-End of Chapter 1-

Well, this is my b-day fic for Maki Goto last sept.23. Due to connection problems, I haven't been able to post it on time. I thought I'll make this one the prologue for the Morning Musume side of the Eito Rangers fic... After I've finished this season, The next season will be posted on the Alabang Boys Community in livejournal.com... Enjoy the fic! XD

Renai Rangers Prologue
6:30 AM in “Bukirin” (Field)

Yoko: Hey, Yamapi, I’m going to Makati today. You’ll be in charge of the shop for a while…

Yamapi: What? You haven’t had any sleep yet… You should rest even in just an hour…

~Enter a good looking girl in the shop~

Yoko and Yamapi: *shock*


Maki: Excuse me, do you have a breakfast value meal here?

Yamapi: Of cou…

Yoko: YESS!!! WE HAVE!!! *stood beside the girl* what does this lovely lady want for her breakfast?

Maki: Uhmm, I want some food with beef meat in it… Do you have that?

Yamapi: *went inside the kitchen immediately and wore his ‘cow’ costume*

Yoko: *in trance*… “Beef…. Meat… Cow…"

Maki: Hello? *waves at the drooling guy in front of her* If you don’t have that, then I’ll just get some.

Yoko: *revives*… OF COURSE WE HAVE THAT!!! HAHAHA!!! I’ll just get it for you…*runs inside the kitchen*
Maki: What a weird guy… He didn’t even tell me what beef cuisines are available here…

Inside the Kitchen…

Yoko: *saw Yamapi already wearing the cow suit* YAMAPI!!! Onegai… Leave this to me…

Yamapi: But I thought that you’ll go to Makati today? Won’t you be late in your appointment if you don’t go right now? Remember, traffic jams start at 7…

Yoko: its alright … There’s the MRT… I’ll get there in time… But please… This is the moment I’ve been waiting for! I’ve finally met the girl of my dreams…. Please, let me be the one to serve her… *wears his most cute puffy eyes at Yamapi*

Yamapi: Fine… You’re the boss… *removes his costume, took a glass and squeezed his… ‘oppai’* Here, take this to her… We ran out of water last night. The delivery will come later in the afternoon.

Yoko: Hai! *got the glass from Yamapi and went to the dining area.* Here’s the beef that you want to eat!!! What do you want from me? Moooo!!!!

Maki: O_o… Nani?!

Yoko: *puts the glass on the table* Do you want to eat my legs? My body? Or my…

Maki: I think you have some serious head problems… Do you have beef teppanyaki here? *Maki asked in an irritated voice*

Yoko: *a bucket of cold water was poured on him* Hai… Hai… Sorry… I just didn’t get some sleep… I’ll go get it now… *runs to the kitchen*

Yamapi: What were you thinking?!? You’ll scare our first customer for the day! And that will leave a bad omen for the rest of the day…

Yoko: Sorry, I was too engrossed in her beauty… Wait… Why did you wear this costume in the first place?

Yamapi: I was gonna serve the beef teppanyaki while wearing that… I’m not going to wear that costume and OFFER my body to her to eat… I love my life… *transferred the teppanyaki to a plate*

Yoko: Ohh, is that so?

Yamapi: Yes, that’s it… Now, serve this to her and then go to Makati now! It’s almost 7…

Yoko: Hai! Goodluck to me! *went to the dining area*
……
Yoko: Here’s the teppanyaki that you’ve requested! *Puts down the plate on the table in front of Maki*

Maki: Wow, smells good… How much is this?

Yoko: It’s on the house… Ja, have a nice day! *went outside*

Maki: He’ll be back for sure….

After a couple of minutes…

Yamapi: Good morning!! Welc….come back…

Maki: I told you he’ll be back…

Yoko: Why didn’t you tell me that I’m STILL wearing the costume?!? *Went directly to the kitchen… Yamapi and Maki could clearly hear the banging of the kitchen tools* after a couple of minutes, Yoko emerged from the kitchen, sweating real hard.
Yoko: Ja! I’ll go now! *wink at the girl*