Well, this is my b-day fic for Maki Goto last sept.23. Due to connection problems, I haven't been able to post it on time. I thought I'll make this one the prologue for the Morning Musume side of the Eito Rangers fic... After I've finished this season, The next season will be posted on the Alabang Boys Community in livejournal.com... Enjoy the fic! XD

Renai Rangers Prologue
6:30 AM in “Bukirin” (Field)

Yoko: Hey, Yamapi, I’m going to Makati today. You’ll be in charge of the shop for a while…

Yamapi: What? You haven’t had any sleep yet… You should rest even in just an hour…

~Enter a good looking girl in the shop~

Yoko and Yamapi: *shock*


Maki: Excuse me, do you have a breakfast value meal here?

Yamapi: Of cou…

Yoko: YESS!!! WE HAVE!!! *stood beside the girl* what does this lovely lady want for her breakfast?

Maki: Uhmm, I want some food with beef meat in it… Do you have that?

Yamapi: *went inside the kitchen immediately and wore his ‘cow’ costume*

Yoko: *in trance*… “Beef…. Meat… Cow…"

Maki: Hello? *waves at the drooling guy in front of her* If you don’t have that, then I’ll just get some.

Yoko: *revives*… OF COURSE WE HAVE THAT!!! HAHAHA!!! I’ll just get it for you…*runs inside the kitchen*
Maki: What a weird guy… He didn’t even tell me what beef cuisines are available here…

Inside the Kitchen…

Yoko: *saw Yamapi already wearing the cow suit* YAMAPI!!! Onegai… Leave this to me…

Yamapi: But I thought that you’ll go to Makati today? Won’t you be late in your appointment if you don’t go right now? Remember, traffic jams start at 7…

Yoko: its alright … There’s the MRT… I’ll get there in time… But please… This is the moment I’ve been waiting for! I’ve finally met the girl of my dreams…. Please, let me be the one to serve her… *wears his most cute puffy eyes at Yamapi*

Yamapi: Fine… You’re the boss… *removes his costume, took a glass and squeezed his… ‘oppai’* Here, take this to her… We ran out of water last night. The delivery will come later in the afternoon.

Yoko: Hai! *got the glass from Yamapi and went to the dining area.* Here’s the beef that you want to eat!!! What do you want from me? Moooo!!!!

Maki: O_o… Nani?!

Yoko: *puts the glass on the table* Do you want to eat my legs? My body? Or my…

Maki: I think you have some serious head problems… Do you have beef teppanyaki here? *Maki asked in an irritated voice*

Yoko: *a bucket of cold water was poured on him* Hai… Hai… Sorry… I just didn’t get some sleep… I’ll go get it now… *runs to the kitchen*

Yamapi: What were you thinking?!? You’ll scare our first customer for the day! And that will leave a bad omen for the rest of the day…

Yoko: Sorry, I was too engrossed in her beauty… Wait… Why did you wear this costume in the first place?

Yamapi: I was gonna serve the beef teppanyaki while wearing that… I’m not going to wear that costume and OFFER my body to her to eat… I love my life… *transferred the teppanyaki to a plate*

Yoko: Ohh, is that so?

Yamapi: Yes, that’s it… Now, serve this to her and then go to Makati now! It’s almost 7…

Yoko: Hai! Goodluck to me! *went to the dining area*
……
Yoko: Here’s the teppanyaki that you’ve requested! *Puts down the plate on the table in front of Maki*

Maki: Wow, smells good… How much is this?

Yoko: It’s on the house… Ja, have a nice day! *went outside*

Maki: He’ll be back for sure….

After a couple of minutes…

Yamapi: Good morning!! Welc….come back…

Maki: I told you he’ll be back…

Yoko: Why didn’t you tell me that I’m STILL wearing the costume?!? *Went directly to the kitchen… Yamapi and Maki could clearly hear the banging of the kitchen tools* after a couple of minutes, Yoko emerged from the kitchen, sweating real hard.
Yoko: Ja! I’ll go now! *wink at the girl*