I’m One of the muses, A common wood nymph roaming around Parnassus, Happy with my little sweet pea. With her delicate, fragrant flowers Carried on long, slim stalks, She captivated me. I ran to her flaming with desire. I am flaming. Burning Blazing with desire. Too hot for my sweet pea. Because she’s so delicate, So delicate for me. As I touch her, she transformed into ashes. I burnt her. And out of a haze, you were formed. Like smoke given out by fire. A fireweed that sprang up in the burnt over area. A replacement, I thought. You quenched my thirst. Suffuse my hunger. My desire. I came to you for a crown And you gave me a kingdom. You made me eat on a golden plate And drink from your cup of diamonds. But like a common pitcher plant, Cut your base open And there you’ll find my body’s remains trapped inside. A pitfall in the middle of the forest. I will name you Venus? The goddess with a seducing brilliant red trap. Open to all beings that needs nurturing. Show your bosom and all will crave for your milk. From a butterfly, you turned me to an ant. When I brushed only slightly against your skin, You closed within an instant. Rigid spines on the margins of you blades interlock tightly. As soon as I was trapped, You digested me. Used me as a nutrient material. I know this is about to last for only a week. By the time your leaf reopens, You’ll be reedy for other sufferers. Trapped inside, I accepted my fate. Then there she came one spring day. My little delicate sweet pea. Now a spring beauty in full bloom. A low perennial herb. With narrow, succulent leaves And loose cluster of white and pink flowers. But your leaf has closed. I cannot escape.

The Law of UeKi  


Yatta!!! My layout's really SUGOI!!! Thank you, my Kuwagata to my Kabutomushi or my Ueda to my Junno for giving my blog a wonderful new look...Hehehe.. And now, for my first post in my new layout... I'm going to post Karen-chan's long-awaited fic about her favorite pairing... Sorry for the delay because I had to remember and write it all over because the original piece has been deleted when I formatted our PC. I plan to do an alternate version because you will find that the ending's somewhat hanging... Lol!

The Law of Ueki

*ding dong*

Ueda Tatsuya woke up from his light sleep. He had a hard time sleeping this past few days because of his tight schedule .He checked his wall clock and saw that it’s five minutes past midnight.
“Seriously, who’s person in his right mind would visit at a time like this?”

He stood up reluctantly and went to see his ‘visitor’. When he opened his door… He saw no one… only a little red package lying on his floor.

“Open this and your dreams will come true… Yeah right.. Like I care.” Ueda closed the door but after a couple of seconds, he opened it and got the package.
”I guess it wouldn’t hurt to try.”

He removed the covering of the package and revealed an old jewelry box. When he opened it, he saw a silver bracelet beside an old paper. He immediately wore the bracelet on his left wrist. It fitted him perfectly. He then looked at the paper… There’s something scribbled on it.

”3 Laws to Make You Happy…. Hmmm… Interesting….” He sat on the side of his bed before proceeding to read what it says.

“1. Put this paper under your pillow when you will sleep.
2. You must not tell anybody about this.
3. In case you don’t want it anymore… …Nande?.. I can’t read it!... And besides… Who wouldn’t want to be happy?”

Ueda disregarded the last part of the paper. He put it under his pillow and slept.


It’s forty-five minutes before 8 and they have a group photoshoot at the studio at 9:30. He didn’t notice anything weird when he woke up. He went to take a bath in his bathroom. As he was washing his body, that’s the only time that he realized that something was definitely wrong… When he checked the mirror…. He couldn’t believed what he saw..

“NANDE? What happened? … Why did... I... have… boobs?”

“Where’s Ueda-kun?!? It’s almost 9:30 but I still didn’t see his shadow.” Kamenashi was somewhat pissed. The five of them was already at the studio one hour earlier. They haven’t received any messages from Ueda saying that he can’t come so they still waited for him.

“Maybe something happened… I’m worried about him.” Junnosuke said. He knew Ueda was a professional. Something must be wrong with him.

“I guess we will just have to cancel… I’ll check his house.” Koki suddenly said.

“Why would we cancel it for him?!” Kame answered him angrily. Jin covered his mouth and led him towards their dressing room.
“Yeah, we have to cancel it because… It’s still a group picture and it we can’t call it a group pic if someone’s missing.” Jin managed to say before disappearing behind the door with a struggling Kamenashi.

“I’ll go with you.” Junno said to Koki.

“No, it’s ok… I can manage.”

“He’s my friend to… I want to know what happened to him.”

“Ahhm, Nakamaru wants to spend some time with you.” Koki eyed Nakamaru. “He wanted to know your opinion about shoes… He wanted to go shopping with you.”

“What’s that person up to now?” “Y.. Yah, I can’t decide what to buy so I need you expertise regarding that… Let’s go!” Nakamaru pulled Junno towards the exit but he left a questioning look at Koki before they went out.

*knock knock knock*

Ueda heard that someone was on his door but he didn’t open it. After a couple of minutes, the knocking became louder that it seemed his door would be broken. He went to open the door reluctantly.


“Ko… Koki-kun… What are you doing here?”

“I just checked whether you’re alright.” Koki went inside and sat freely on the sofa.

“Ok, you can see that I’m alright… Can you leave now? I’m tired.” Ueda said coldly. He was not in the right mood today to chat with friends. He’s afraid that they will know his “secret”.

“Why are you so tensed today? Chill dude… chill…” Koki tried to pull Ueda down to make him sit on the couch, but he quickly evaded it.

“I’m going to chill when you went out of my house. I’m ok now, I just need a little rest and having to entertain a visitor is really not a good idea now.”

“You know what’s a good idea? You sleep in your room and I’ll clean your house for you? That’s a good bargain right?” Koki stood up and started to fix magazines and books on the table.

“Ok, speak! What do you want? You can’t just barge in like that and then clean my house all of a sudden without getting something in return right?” Ueda eyed his friend form head to feet. He knew this person for many years now, because of the group and he knew that he’s not a bad person. It’s just that the sometimes, they would play some nasty jokes on each other that’s why he’s somewhat skeptical on Koki’s attitude now.

“Nothing… I’m just here to visit you. I’m really worried when you didn’t come for our photoshoot. You can rest in your bed and I’ll do the cleaning… for free!” Koki smiled at Ueda for a while and retuned to fix the table.

“Well, thanks… But you really didn’t have to …”

“I love to do it! I’m glad that I can be of service to you… Now you go there and rest!” Koki pushed Ueda to his room and closed the door. Ueda stayed motionless in front of his door for a minute before proceeding to lock his door and went to his bed.

He looked at the clock and it showed that it’s already 35 minutes past 1. He didn’t have the appetite to eat breakfast earlier so his tummy’s making a little rumbling noise. He opened his door and saw Koki on the dining table.

“How’s your sleep? Did you get any rest? I just finished cooking lunch.” He pulled out a chair and waved at Ueda to sit there. Ueda looked around and saw that his “world” was somewhat “sparking” clean.

“Thank you for cleaning my house. If there’s anything that I could do for you, just tell it to me.” Ueda took a bite out of Koki’s newly cooked curry. He was surprised to know that Koki’s a good cook and laughed at the thought of Koki wearing his pink apron.

“Actually, there’s something that I want from you…”

Ueda stopped eating and stared blankly at Koki.

“What is it?”

“I need to get something from you, it’s very important.”

“Ok, what is it? I’ll look for it after I’ve finished eating my lunch.”

Koki eyed him seriously. “I want to get back the red package that I accidentally placed in your house last midnight.” Ueda’s eyes grew wider. So the reason for his predicament was Koki. Maybe that’s why he offered to clean his house, to atone for what he did to him.

“WHAT?!?! Do you know what happened to me because of you?!? My boobs grew larger!!!” Ueda yelled while touching his chest to emphasize his point. He was somewhat angry at Koki but deep, down his unconscious mind, he was somewhat happy to experience this kind of body.

“Gomen… There was a mistake. That was supposed to be for Yamapi but I was really sleepy last night that I put it in your doorstep instead of Yamapi’s.” Ueda can see sincerity in Koki’s eyes. Yamapi lived next door and always eat yoghurt for his chest to become big. He was astounded at Yamapi’s weird actions before but then after a few years, the thin and skeleton Yamapi became a hot, and muscular man… with big boobs.

“If you don’t want it, I knew how to take it away… that is, if you really don’t want it.” Koki grinned at Ueda and winked.

- The End-

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